I. Five turn-ons
A reasonably healthy body
A devistating wit
Butts. Butts are awesome things. I like boobs too, but small boobs work just fine. Butts are good almost any size.
J. 5 turn-offs
Piercings - You’re free to do what you want with your body, but piercings just creep me out. Ears, okay. Belly button? Maybe. Anywhere else…”shudder”
Smoking - I don’t mind if you smoke too much, but it is honestly like kissing an ashtray. :\
Poor hygiene - I’m talking smelly, not bathing for a week here. If your hair is a mess and you haven’t put on make-up in the last 3 years, that’s just fine.
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